Monday, August 27, 2007

Reputations

The people most happy about the Bengals legal trial and tribulations might be the Chicago Bears.

Without the Bengals, everyone would notice the collective rap sheet of the Bears added to last night with the mysterious 3:00 am crash of Lance Briggs Lamborghini.

Apparently, you can only dance to the Super Bowl Shuffle when you've had about 20 drinks and a couple of guns.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Hey, at least he owned the vehicle!

He actually was trying to retrieve another Rex Gross-Man fumble.........or helping Tank Johnson hunt light poles......or contemplating why Dave Wannstedt is not coaching in the NFL.....