Thursday, September 20, 2007

Pyramid Scheme

Norman Hsu, Clinton fundraiser, is accused of running a $60,000,000 pyramid scheme. Norm buddy, are you dense? You're that close to Hillary and you couldn't figure it out?

First, Become a US Senator.

Second, add a few 0's to the scheme.

Third, call it social security.

Fourth, tell people it's in a "lock box".

Do those things and you'll never have to worry about being busted for a pyramid scheme.

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