Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Murder record

Well, the city of Cincinnati beat it's previous murder record with a couple of more killings this past weekend.

What's even more remarkable, is that the previous records were at a time when the city population was about three times the size it is today.

Mayor Mallory has taken step two in the "How to be Detroit" lesson plan. Step One, claim that he and the other city leaders are changing every thing they can to "turn things around".

Step 2. Accept the murder rate as it is by saying "it's basically the same issue as all other urban areas".

Coming shortly, Step 3, we can now accept success in the lower murder rate since there is no one left in town alive.

What was that sound? 10 more people just moved out to the suburbs.

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