Trans fat ban

Now that we've slowly but surely turned smokers into lepers, we can now turn to the trans fat pimps of bad health.

Here's one of our local do gooders out to beat the death out of trans fat.

You know somehow life seem so much sweeter when we had a bitter enemy like the Soviet Union. At least we could all unite with our olympic teams, chess clubs and Rocky IV to hate the big time bad guys.

Somehow taking out all our anger on a french fry just isn't the same.