Meet Evan O'Dorney, Spelling Bee champion and future US senator.As a result of all his "smarts", he'll come up with great ideas like campaign finance reform, immigration amnesty bill, minimum wage hikes, and a bridge to no where.
He'll know all about the wants and needs of 300 million Americans.
How? Because he's smart, he won a national spelling bee.
Seriously, I know the kid is only in 8th grade but doesn't he have a frightening resemblance to Bob Taft? Maybe a love child?
Where's Senator Blutarsky when we need him.
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