Friday, June 01, 2007

A Future Senator

Meet Evan O'Dorney, Spelling Bee champion and future US senator.

As a result of all his "smarts", he'll come up with great ideas like campaign finance reform, immigration amnesty bill, minimum wage hikes, and a bridge to no where.

He'll know all about the wants and needs of 300 million Americans.

How? Because he's smart, he won a national spelling bee.

Seriously, I know the kid is only in 8th grade but doesn't he have a frightening resemblance to Bob Taft? Maybe a love child?

Where's Senator Blutarsky when we need him.

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