I did show up to work today. Does that make me a heterosexual or a closet homosexual?
I guess if you were to get your hair done today you need to reschedule your appointment.
Questions for the people who sponsored this....
Will Barney Frank go to work today?
Is the Logo channel programming today?
Will you cease being critical of us hetero's who still think a fashion statement is a new shipment to Sam's Club?
Is Ellen showing today?
Will Larry Craig, George Michael and Boy George stay out of public restrooms and pick up their hoes the traditional way, in bars?
Will I be able to go to Burnet Woods or Mt. Airy forest today without being hit on?
Are flights still available out of San Francisco?
What happens when no one but hair salons, government offices and art studios notice you're missing?
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