Dear President Obama
Being a smart business man, I pre ordered 15,000 shovels in anticipation of your "shovel ready" projects in the stimulus bill you signed.
However, I've got a small problem. No one seems to be buying them.
If you could direct anyone who needs shovels to my store, I would greatly appreciate it. Otherwise, my regional manager is telling me I'll be one of the unemployed you're trying to help.
Sincerely,
Leo Tierney,
Store Manager
Circleville Home Depot
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