Meet Darrell Bess. Why is Darrell in the news?
Police arrested a man Wednesday evening accused of being naked at the library with a bag full of stolen cheese.
An off-duty police officer working security at the downtown branch of the Cincinnati Public Library said he found 52-year-old Darrell Bess washing himself in the nude about 5:30 p.m. in the men's restroom.
When officers searched his bag, they said they found a knife, a razor, two stolen DVDs and 4 pounds of parmesan cheese stolen from a Findlay Market store.
C'mon if you are going to hit a homeless shelter for some spaghetti you need the cheese man.
In any event, did Darrell here vote for The One of The Maverick in the last presidential election?
Bonus question. How many times did the census bureau count this guy?