When I win the lottery

If there were ever a day when I win the Powerball for $250 million (I'd have to play first), here's a list of things I won't be buying despite having plenty of money to do so......

1) A Rolex (my cell phone keeps fine time)
2) A Yacht (see Latrell Sprewell)
3) A Bentley (See any pro athlete)
4) Nine homes (see Al "Funny Hands" and Tipper Gore)
5) A 54,000 square foot house (see Evander Holyfield)
6) $400,000 on clothes............

A $5,000 Oxxford suit, $1,400 spent on Geneva Custom Shirts, $63 in Hanro underwear and $214 in ties — and it was all bought in a matter of days.

The Blagojevich household spent more on fine clothing than on their mortgage, child care, travel or private schools in the years that Rod Blagojevich served as governor, testimony at his trial today showed.

Jurors in the ex-governor’s trial were shown credit card bill after credit card bill where Rod Blagojevich dropped hundreds of dollars at a time on ties at Saks Fifth Avenue and thousands of dollars on high-end, custom Oxxford suits, not to mention pricey Allen Edmonds footwear.

The grand total from 2002-2008: more than $400,000 on clothes.

Several thousand dollars was spent in November of 2003 on Maximilian Furs.

Sorry Mrs. Gekko, You choices in furs will be limited to coon skinned caps.

More......