Saturday, September 29, 2012

Dear daughter






Dear Daughter,

I found this note crinkled up in the garbage.

I'm going to offer a novel idea for you.

If you are mature enough to engage in sexual activity, then you should be mature enough to deal with the costs and consequences of that activity. If you can't, maybe that meathead boyfriend of yours should kick in.

I can't believe I raised you to believe otherwise.

Now leave your Mom alone. Next time try hand writing a birthday card.

Dad








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