So you're indigent and hungry.
Fortunately for you, we have compassion and give you these things called food stamps to pay for something to eat. And to take away the stigma of being poor and indigent, we even give you a card that looks like a credit card.
But hey, there is nothing like salving that hunger pain like buying a big 'ole Red Bull.
Seriously. How disgusting is it that the Red Bull people are even advertising that their product is EBT eligible. They obviously know that idiots with EBT cards represent a significant market segment. Why else would they advertise this?
On another note. How much stimulation does a poor person need to sit on their ass?