Tressel Hayes....

People wonder how a totally normal guy from Buckeyeville, aka Columbus, could have such an attitude about an Ohio State University.

Here's why

"Buckeye's fan names son Tressel Hayes"

These are the kind of goobers you end up eating next to at the school cafeteria in Buckeyeville. That area is only one generation from 8 inch foreheads on the kids as a result of all the Buckeye inbreeding.

And Cowherd makes fun of Cincinnati.