Stealing signals

I don't get big flap about the Patriots stealing signs from the Jets in last weekend's football game. If you weren't allow to steal signs, why do you have signs at all?

And if teams didn't know someone was trying to steal their signs, why do they incorporate "decoys" when they are sending in signs.

At the same time, I was in a bathroom stall signaling that I needed toilet paper to the stall on my right. I guess the sign was intercepted and misread by the guy in the stall on the left and the next thing you know I'm answering questions from a cop.

So the moral to the story is... keep your signals straight and use decoys where appropriate.

I'm sticking to that story even if it costs me my Senate seat.