Friday, May 09, 2008

Buy your locks

You've been forewarned
The Democratic presidential primary is landing in Northern Kentucky next week.

Hillary Clinton is scheduled to visit Kenton County on May 18, though details of her stop have not been announced.

Clinton's daughter, Chelsea, will spend Monday in Northern Kentucky, meeting with high school and college students and visiting local businesses. Details will come when they are available.


As we know from previous Billary trips, it's best if you hide your daughters, lock up all of your valuables and cling to your guns. If you rent space or do catering services for these guys, get your money up front or you will get screwed.

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