Monday, June 02, 2008

The Billary chasing babes

In a revelation that surprises no one, Bill Clinton is apparently using his road show to pick up babes.
Burkle’s usual means of transport is the custom-converted Boeing 757 that Clinton calls “Ron Air” and that Burkle’s own circle of young aides privately refer to as “Air Fuck One.”

If the democrats want to bring down the cost of medical care, they'd make Slick pay for his own Viagra.

In a maneuver only a Clinton can pull, he blasts out all sort of facts and details about every thing except for the main issue of the Vanity Fair piece.

For instance, you probably were not aware that Slick has personally saved 1.3 million lives. You, of course, thought all that mouth to mouth was carnal when, in fact, he was just trying to keep all those babes from stopping their breathing.

I don't know what after shave this guy uses but I need to get me some.

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