Wednesday, July 08, 2009

Are you a liberal or conservative?

From reader Bernie


Are you a Liberal or a Conservative?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.
The answer can be found by posing t he following question:


You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.


Suddenly, an Islamic
Terrorist with a huge knife comes
around the corner, locks eyes with you,
screams obscenities, praises Allah,

raises the Knife and charges at you.

You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and are an expert shot.


You have mere seconds
before he reaches you and your family.


What do you do?

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Liberal's
Answer


Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that
would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club
and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the pistol have appropria te safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be
happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would
he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my
family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have
paint and weed day and
make this happier, healthier street that
would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to
debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.


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Conservatives's
Answer:

BANG!


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