Thursday, December 23, 2010

This year's hot Christmas gift

So you're looking for that special gift for your liberal relative but can't seem to find it.

This year's cabbage patch kid, Tickle me Elmo gift shortage appears to be........cocaine.......

The cocaine market in the United States is under "significant stress," reports the White House's Office of National Drug Control Policy.

Cocaine production has dropped in Colombia due to recent eradication efforts, putting stress on the U.S. market in 2009, the office announced this month. And although a direct connection between data is not sufficiently made clear, use of the drug also dropped last year in the United States, where most Colombian cocaine is destined after being moved by Mexican drug-trafficking organizations.

So I guess you're going to have to fall back on a bag of weed.


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