Edwards consents

In an effort to fund his never ending need for hair care supplies, the Breck Girl will now seek public financing of his campaign.

In a speech to supporters Edwards said "I want to bridge the gap between the two America's so I've decided to accept welfare for my campaign so I have a better understanding of what it's like to feel destitute."

Told that he lives in a home 8 times larger than the average American, Edwards responded "I'll have you know, my home is much smaller than average ghetto community".

It looks like it's down to Obama and Hillary now.