Kennedy Truthers losing ground

Believe it or not, the number of people who think the Kennedy assassination was part of a grand conspiracy have declined.

For those who have given up on the conspiracy theories, I have something to say to you. Welcome back to the human race.

If you are still one of these goof balls who believe in conspiracies you need to get checked out.

I don't care if it's Kennedy, United 800, Hoffa or 9/11, there isn't a government employee, smart enough to pull off something so grand.

Plus, you can't keep anything secret in today's day in age. If you can't keep Brittney's parenting skills secret how would you ever be able to keep something like where you parked four airliners secret. There will always be some media hound dying to tell their story.

Unless, of course, you're talking about aliens housed at Wright-Patt, now we can talk about conspiracies.