So you get your Sunday newspaper, looking to become a well informed citizen while you spend a half an hour on the hopper and you see this headline on page one...
Who would have thunk it?
So you think that maybe the Cincinnati Enquirer isn't really the paper where you'll find good news.
Let's try the St. Petersburg Times
The next headline...
Scientist confirm, water is wet
Bears really do go in the woods
According to experts, Pope is Catholic
It really is a shocker people aren't willing to pay for such hard hitting depth of news you could get just actually having a life.