Monday, February 09, 2009

Monday funny

From reader Bernie


An ATF officer stops at a ranch in Texas and talks with an
old rancher.

He tells the rancher, 'I need to inspect your ranch for illegally
grown drugs.'

The old rancher says, 'Okay, but don't go in that field over
there.'

The ATF officer verbally explodes saying, 'Mister! I have the
authority of The Federal Government with me!'  Reaching into his rear
pants pocket and removing his badge, the officer proudly displays it to the
farmer.  'See this badge?  This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I
wish..on any land!  No questions asked or answers given.  Have I made myself
clear?  Do you understand?'

The old rancher nods politely and goes about his chores.

Later, the old rancher hears loud screams and spies the ATF
officer running for his life and close behind is the rancher's bull.  With
every step the bull is gaining ground on the officer.  The officer is clearly
terrified.  The old rancher immediately throws down his tools, runs to the
fence and yells at the top of his lungs.....




'Your Badge! Show Him Your Badge!!!

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