In believing what's missing in the health care debate is more Obama to sell it, the administration has announced that in additon to doing five news shows this Sunday (funny how he's not doing Fox given that the people most likely to oppose his plan will be watching that one), he will be out to the Green Bay Chedder Festival, the Preble County Pork Festival, The Millersport Sweet Corn Festival, the Bucyrus Brat festival, cameos on Everyone Hates Chris, The Gilmore Girls, and Supernatural (where he'll play a Messiah like health care character).
In addition, he hopes to invite Taylor Swift and Kanye West over for another beer summit (Taylor will have to have a root beer).
The White House will also send pictures of Obama and a personal email out to every one of those fishy email addresses they collected last month.
They will also send autographed photos of Air Force One flying over New York out to every taxpayer with a cadillac health care plan.
The administration beleives that by all his appearances he will reach every single American; except for all those who oppose his plan or are sick of seeing him.
In an unrelated story, the White House believes any criticism of Obama for being a narcissist is unfair and probably racist.
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