Monday, January 11, 2010

The Bengals still suck

Being a Bengal's fan means always having free time for your "honey dew" list in January. I guess technically the Bengals did show up for a game Saturday but Bengal mediocrity and chokedom dominated the day.

Since the last Bengals playoff victory was in 1990 along with exactly 2 winning season in 18 seasons, the Bengals qualify as the worst professional sports franchise in history. That's saying something when you compare them with the Clippers, Nationals, Raiders, Browns, and Lions, oh my!

Now Mike, Katie and the rest of the Brownettes are working feverishly on those 2010 season ticket renewals and like sheep, the low IQ of your average Bengals fan will be there to suck them up; thus continuing generational incompetence for perpetuity.

So if you are a person of marginal intelligence, start putting your money away for that next season of mediocrity and enabling a horrible ownership group.

What's so funny is how so many of these idiots who buy Bengals tickets are always decrying "corporate welfare". Well what do you call giving a douche bag owner more millions?

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