Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Doh...



They always say that most accidents happen within 5 miles of where you live. Well, I can attest to that. Midas had a little mishap a couple days ago not far from his palatial estate.

I'm sure my friends in the auto parts business are licking their chops over the amount of money my insurance company will be paying out to fix the two cars involved. You think gas is expensive? And what is a johnson rod?

Midas was also cited and had to contribute $70 to the township's police pizza fund.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

you broke your johnson rod. Have you told your wife and girlfriend yet?

I appreciate how personal your posts are. Hopefully, all men who have broken johnson rods will no longer feel the shame.

Anonymous said...

On behalf of the Automotive Aftermarket, "Thank You"!

Please remember that it is wise to replace the muffler bearing and inebriater valve after such mishaps....as well as the manifold, oxygen sensor, mud flaps, window tint, fuzzy dice....