"In fact, in Feelingstown, facts become insults: If facts debunk feelings, it is the facts that must lose." Ben Shapiro
Tuesday, June 12, 2007
OOOOuch! Sell Your Beer Stocks
In a move that's likely to frost the balls of every hillbilly in America, speculation has it that Dale Earnhardt Jr., will be announcing that his new race team will be........ Hendrix Motorsports.
Hendrix? Jeff Gordon's team?
Man, that's like Ditka announcing that he's going to coach the Packers; Jim Tressel taking the Michigan job; Billy Donovan taking the uuh, wait, where's he at now?
It's enough to drive a red neck to sobriety.
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