Tuesday, June 12, 2007

OOOOuch! Sell Your Beer Stocks


In a move that's likely to frost the balls of every hillbilly in America, speculation has it that Dale Earnhardt Jr., will be announcing that his new race team will be........ Hendrix Motorsports.

Hendrix? Jeff Gordon's team?

Man, that's like Ditka announcing that he's going to coach the Packers; Jim Tressel taking the Michigan job; Billy Donovan taking the uuh, wait, where's he at now?

It's enough to drive a red neck to sobriety.

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