The honorable senator

One of the honorable senator's claims of innocence. He claims he was using a "wide stance in the stall". See the video of a reenactment.

A "wide stance"? What did he eat? a loaf of Wonder bread?

Typically you might use a wide stance in a football game, weight lifting, maybe even dog fighting, but going to the bathroom?

Now I know where Broke Back Mountain came from. Apparently you need to use a good stance to perform your gay acts, otherwise you might end up with disc damage.