When Obama loses the election, maybe he'll take over as commissioner of the NFL.
Then maybe he'll institute his "spread the wealth around" plan and take some of the Steeler's wins they don't need and give them to the Bengals.
Let's face it, the Steelers wouldn't have all their wins without oppressing hapless NFL teams like the Bengals. It's a classic case of the powerful oppressing the disdavantaged. The Steelers have good ownership, management and coaching; the Bengals have an equipment manager.
The Steelers do their homework and draft quality players; the Bengals listen to Mel Kiper.
The Steelers pay for quality free agents; the Bengals call me to play.
So please Messiah, help our woeful NFL teams from being oppressed by the mighty. Give us some wins.
Until then.
Go Bears!
2 comments:
They would have to take from a lot more than just the Steelers to make Cincy competetive.
I think the equipment manager is a second or third cousin of Mikey Boy Brown.
I believe he's in the seventh grade.
And yet, people still buy tickets to see this inept team.
If you were Marvin Lewis, would you:
a: stay with the team even though it is so poorly run
b: leave for a defensive coaching position on a successful team
c: Ron Paul
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