Friday, October 24, 2008

Who will they vote for? Conclusion

On the heels of the McCain supporter who accused a black man of robbing and carving a "B" into her face, I think it's a good time to conclude my series on who they will for vote.

If you read my previous "who will they vote for" posts, you will see that one of Obama's biggest voting blocs is a group made up of every ding dong, derelict, and douche bag in the country.

Below, is a list of various groups and people who will pull for their candidate in ten days. Look at the list. Consider the following questions....

Why would these groups support one candidate over the other?

Which group would you want as your next door neighbor?

Which group would you want to teach your children?

Who would you rather have over to your house for a beer?

Which group has more wisdom?

Keep in mind, you are the company you keep. So a vote for Obama is a vote for criminals, Larry Flynt, and welfare queens whereas a vote for McCain is a vote for our military, cops, and Ted Nugent.

With all that said, who do you want to align yourself with?

Obama
McCain



War Protesters
Active Military
20 year olds
60 year olds
Larry Flynt
Pat Robertson
Criminals
Cops
Union Heads
Corporate executives
Drug Dealers
Convenience store owners
Alec Baldwin
Kelsey Grammar
Welfare Queens
Working women
Michael Stipe
Ted Nugent
Planned Parenthood
Right to Life
Sharon Stone
Bo Derek
ACORN workers
NASCAR Fans
Joy Behar
Elisabeth Hasselbeck
Atheists
Born again Christians
Madonna

Martina McBride
Vegans
Hunters
Non repentant terrorists
FBI agents
Homeless
Homeowners
College professors
Small business owners
Urbanites
Suburbanites
Any network news anchor
John Stossel

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

may want to correct the record here and post an update:

http://kdka.com/local/attack.McCain.Bloomfield.2.847628.html

A Pittsburgh police commander says a volunteer for the McCain campaign who reported being robbed and attacked near a bank ATM in Bloomfield has confessed to making up the story. Police say charges will be filed.

gordon gekko said...

I had already changed the post. The point of the post never changed.

You can support douche bags as you do or you can support normal people as McCain voters will.

Anonymous said...

I didn't see socialism vs. free enterprize on the list.

gordon gekko said...

The omission noted.

Thanks for reminding me.