Memo:
To All supporters
From Obama campaign
RE Under the bus
To all of you dumb asses who said and did ignorant things during the campaign that could have cost me the election and caused me to ceremoniously throw you "under the bus", please note that you are now allowed back on the bus.
As of now, Austin Goolsbee and Samantha Powers can have their original seats as advisers to my administration. As a result, we can get back to hating on Israel now that it won't cost us South Florida votes.
If you have any questions related to this memo please forward to David Axelrod.
BO
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