A Walmart worker was trampled to death this morning because ....
a) Walmart was offering free groceries for unemployed workers.
b) They were offering free clothing to the children of people in poverty.
c) The worker refused to let go of all the stores copies of Chinese Democracy by Guns n Roses.
d) People were stampeding the store to spend money at four in the morning.
For what it's worth, apparently there were no deaths today for people stampeding Starbucks for a double grande, frappucino with a coffee twist.
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