Sunday, November 09, 2008

This is a joke, right?

This headline is out of The Onion, right?

How Obama Can Win Over The Media

Here are some other ideas.

- Avoid urinating on them... literally.

- Only allow them to clean up the First Family's dog dropping once a week.

- Promise to father a child with their spouses using your superman like sperm.

- Tell Chris Matthews to keep his tingling leg outside of a five mile radius from The Messiah.

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