Sunday, November 30, 2008

Wanted


I know a lot of guys that frequent Willie's Sports Cafe in Kenwood that could fit this description, other than the "cheerful" and "no criminal record" and "ready to work hard for one month" part.

Wanted: Cheerful, chubby men, preferably with fluffy white beards and no criminal record, ready to work hard for one month.

Germany is running out of qualified Santa Clauses and needs to recruit and train them fast, a leading job agency says.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yo Midas. You must not of heard but I moved.......

midas mulligan said...

Is that a bowl full of jelly?

gordon gekko said...

Hey, I resemble that remark.