Monday, April 06, 2009

A Nation of Moochers

PJ O'Rourke with an absolute grand slam about how our country has evolved into a nation of moochers (Thanks to reader Tim for the tip).......

As April 15 rolls around let us take a moment to recall why we Americans pay taxes: Because some of our country's good-for-nothing bums are too chicken to rob us at gunpoint. That would be members of Congress and the executive branch. How come we keep electing politicians who will tax the bejeezus out of us? Especially Democrats? At least Republicans are smart enough to lie about it.

We keep electing them because taxes are a pretty good deal. The American government will spend $3.6 trillion this year. There are 306 million of us Americans. We each get $11,765. Sure, we get it mostly in transportation pork projects, agricultural price supports, GM charitable contributions, the Marine Corps, and interest payments on Chinese T-bills when we'd rather get it in cash. But, still, $11,765 isn't bad. Let's say you're a family of five: a dad, a mom and three lovely, high-scoring kids participating in enough community service programs to pad their college applications. You're the kind of family we conservatives endorse. And you're getting $58,825. Even Republicans are on the dole. Dad (conservative women are proud to be stay-at-home moms) will have to make a pile of money to pay $59K in taxes so you can each get $11,765 from the government.

Although it is unclear just how big a pile of money Dad will have to make to ensure that he's feeding, housing, and grooming America for the future rather than sucking her teat.

For one thing there's the possibility that President Obama will make all income greater than the 2009 Madoff investor average return subject to punitive capitation. Also U.S. income taxes are so complex that even Secretary of the Treasury Timothy Geithner can't understand them. Plus we all cheat on our taxes (except for Timothy Geithner who can't understand his). Furthermore, personal income tax, Social Security, and Medicare exactions account for only 75 percent of federal receipts. Corporate taxes provide 13 percent, 6 percent is borrowed, and 6 percent comes from that $9 pack of Marlboros you just bought because April 15 is stressing you out.

Pete Sepp of the National Taxpayers Union did some complicated mathematics and says, "By my reckoning, somewhere between 85 and 95 million households out of 115 million total have a smaller tax liability than the per-capita spending burden." The breadwinners for 18 to 26 percent of our households are shoveling coal in the engine rooms of the ship of state, while everybody else is a stowaway, necking with Kate Winslet like Leonardo DiCaprio in Titanic.


This is a must read for all of the economically challenged voters in this country.

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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Great illustrations. Sadly 60% of americans have no clue that an entitlement to one person is offset by the opposite on another person (or persons). A direct result of the public school system teaching johnny why math is unfair instead of just teaching him math.

Now try to teach this same group of people the concept of a dynamic economy where a private sector dollar is earned spent and re-earned over and over. And then that a million dollars pulled out of the private sector and thrown into a dead end government program kills that millions and kills opportunity for people to improve their circumstance. Forget it. Most would rather take their $200 government check and blow it on the lottery.

In about 10 years the wealth disparity will be greater than ever, thanks to the pigs in today's Animal Farm. Maybe the people at the bottom rung of the economy will be OK with that because they will still have hope.