Wednesday, December 02, 2009

Obama's speech - The Cliff notes

It's nothing personal against Obama, but I don't watch political speeches.

In my mind, if I want a bunch of smoke blown up my butt by a politician, Ill buy a box of Montecristos and call Tiger's girlfriends.

But from the reports of the speech from liberal and conservative commentators here's all you need to know.

1) Obama wasn't too fired up to deliver a speech on a decision that didn't include the option "present".

2) He just wanted to be left alone so he could finish his waffle.

3) He just couldn't stomach offering the word "victory" to the people risking their lives for an exit strategy.

You can now go back to your 24/7 Tiger Woods coverage.

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