Monday, August 30, 2010

Who did he vote for? #99


Meet Forrest Frankenstein.

Why is Forrest in the news?

Lawn seat tickets to see Toby Keith at Riverbend Music Center: $33.50, pre-service charges of course.

Price of a 16-ounce U.S.-made frosty malt adult beverage at the start of the show: $6.

Price to get out of jail for one concert-goer who admitted in court Monday that he drank way too much: $80,000.

Forrest Frankenstein, 39, of Hamilton appeared in court with fresh metal sutures in his head Monday after he repeatedly smashed the top of his skull into a partition of a police vehicle, police records say.

This act of self-destruction came after he allegedly kicked a window from its frame in another police cruiser.

Police reports say Frankenstein approached Hamilton County Sheriff's Office deputies at the Toby Keith concert and threatened to kill them multiple times at 11:30 Friday evening.

Frankenstein's arrest on two counts of menacing, disorderly conduct and vandalism was his first serious offense in Hamilton County.

"Mr. Frankenstein you went crazy. What happened?" Judge Bernie Bouchard asked Monday before setting bond at $20,000 for each of the four charges.

Frankenstein: "I started drinking."

So in 2008, did Forrest here vote for Four More Years of Bush or Hope & Change?

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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

A deranged monster with metal stitches in his head, named Frankenstein. You can't make this stuff up.

gordon gekko said...

don't forget. You gotta love the mullet.