Thursday, October 28, 2010

Who will she vote for?#100

Your welfare dollars at work.

To date, we don't have a photo of another mother of the year candidate but from these details, do you think you can figure out her politician of choice?

As jail inmate January Newport was preparing to give birth last month via Caesarian section, nurses found something else inside of her that could send Newport to prison - drugs.

The very pregnant Newport, 24, of Dayton, Ohio, was arrested Sept. 23, on allegations she stole a $957 personal computer from the Fairfax Walmart. She was charged with theft and booked into the Hamilton County Justice Center.

The next day, she was rushed to the hospital where she was being prepared for a Caesarian section - a surgical procedure where the child is delivered by cutting the woman's abdomen open. During a routine examination moments before the procedure, though, nurses found pills in Newport's vagina - apparently placed there the day before by Newport so they wouldn't be found as she was booked into the jail.

"She had shoved pills in there," Assistant Prosecutor Jocelyn Chess said.


Now did January complete her absentee ballot before her bust and vote for........

Governor
Ted Strickland (D) or
John Kasich (R)

Senate
Rob Portman (R) or
Lee Fisher (D)

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