Thursday, October 28, 2010

Who would they vote for? 2010 election edition

As we enter next week's vote, I think it's a good time to remind people of who the sides really are.

Consider the following groups of people and their respective voting blocs. Then consider who would you rather..... Live in your neighborhood? Teach your kids? Work at your workplace?

Wouldn't it stand to reason that you'd want those same people to run your government?

War Protesters
Active Military
20 year olds
60 year olds
Larry Flynt
Pat Robertson
Criminals
Cops
Union Heads
Corporate executives
Drug Dealers
Convenience store owners
Alec Baldwin
Kelsey Grammar
Welfare Queens
Working women
Michael Stipe
Ted Nugent
Planned Parenthood
Right to Life
Sharon Stone
Bo Derek
ACORN workers
NASCAR Fans
Joy Behar
Elisabeth Hasselbeck
Atheists
Born again Christians
Madonna

Martina McBride
Vegans
Hunters
Non repentant terrorists
FBI agents
Homeless
Homeowners
College professors
Small business owners
Urbanites
Suburbanites
Any network news anchor
John Stossel

One of the reasons that I do these "Who would they vote for?" posts is to get people thinking about who they are aligning their political vote with. It doesn't take a genius to figure out that convicted felons overwhelmingly support democrats. Why do you think democrats continue to fight for their right to vote? Hey, even Black Panthers are free to block polling stations in order to keep "whitey" from voting.

So why would you vote in a manner consistent with your average armed robber? or an arrogant college professor? or Whoopi Goldberg? or Andy Stern?

So when in polls next week you can choose to hang with the people on the left hand column or the right. Ultimately, that will be the world you choose to reside in.

It seems like a pretty clear choice to me.

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