Blame it on Bush

I just got back from the gym where I watched the Fox News coverage of the San Diego fires.

It looks like the fires were started by the work of an arsonist. During the report, Fox was nice enough to give us a profile of an arsonist.

- Probably a white male
- Has trouble with others in school or work
- Has trouble in relationships
- Lower than average IQ (between 70-90)

Now that we've narrowed down the suspects to every Teamster in the country, why don't we just arrest the guy who's really responsible, George Bush.

C'mon, Because of his global warming policy, the place was ripe for a good kindling. Ask Harry Reid, he'll tell you he saw Bush on the Nevada/California border with a five gallon gas can and smoking a cigarette. Nancy Pelosi will testify that she saw him at a Home Depot buying a drum of paint thinner two nights before the fires.

So let's just string the guy up now.