Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Tanning is verbotten in Ohio

If it wasn't bad enough that Ohio has banned nearly source of fun within the Islamic Republic of Ohio borders, we've go another one down the road coming.

Tanning for teens. According to the Enquirer...

State Rep. Courtney Combs wants to make it mandatory for anyone under 18 to get a doctor's prescription before they can use a tanning salon.


No word yet if teens will be allowed outside for more than one hour of sunlight per day.

Next. Chuck E Cheese Pizza will be required to eliminate all noise within it's pizza joints.

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