Monday, October 15, 2007

Criminal wardrobe


I always wondered why your average street thug wore baggy pants.

After all, if you think you're going to have to make a run from "the man", wouldn't you want to be wearing something sleek and speed efficient as opposed to something you're likely to trip over.

Well, meet Terry Lee Collins, arrested on theft of drugs. Police nabbed him after his pants fell down to his knees and tripped him.

Thank God you average criminal has as much smarts as a box of raisin bran.

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