Thursday, April 10, 2008

Who will she vote for? #14


Meet Christine Ruther. Why is Christine in the news?

A 19-year-old Green Township mother is in the Hamilton County jail after Cincinnati police charged her with taking her newborn child along while she broke into a candy store.

Christine Ruther and three others are accused of breaking into Peter Minges & Son candy store, 138 W. Court St., downtown, shortly before 1 a.m. and swiping about $500 in candy, police said.

The group was arrested a few blocks away at Fourth and Race streets when police caught up with them by following a trail of candy and candy wrappers.

By now you regulars readers know the question.

This fall will Christine vote for the man who will build a bridge between the US and Iran simply by having a conversation, Barack Obama?

Will she vote for the man who will bring the government back to the people, Ralph Nader?

Or John McCain?

Why?

By the way, have you ever wonder about the ding dong that actually thought it was a good idea to mate with this honey?

In college, when we'd all be out drinking, a buddy used to proclaim "go ugly, go early".... With Christine here, you wouldn't have to pay for your first round.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I am sorry, but she is beyond coyote ugly...and I really don't think she is smart enough to fill out a ballot. You can bet she will blame Bush for everything, however.

gordon gekko said...

She may not fill out a ballot, she'd probably dip it chocolate and eat it.

But I do think she'd probably be a committed McCain voter.... She'd probably even work on his campaign. Depending on the buffet at the rally.