Global warming repreive

Talk about covering your ass. People are starting to realize that global warming caused by human activity is a bunch of crap. Especially, as some people in North America are still digging themselves out of snow....... in May.

But apparently, it's not that global warming is a heaping load of crap, it's that mother nature is giving us a 10 year reprieve for our sins.

Parts of North America and Europe may cool naturally over the next decade, as shifting ocean currents temporarily blunt the global-warming effect caused by mankind, Germany's Leibniz Institute of Marine Sciences said.

Average temperatures in areas such as California and France may drop over the next 10 years, influenced by colder flows in the North Atlantic, said a report today by the institution based in Kiel, Germany. Temperatures worldwide may stabilize in the period.

Maybe after the next ten years we can file the appropriate paperwork and get another 10 year extension before we all die in a global warming fireball.