So your city is a crumbling armpit with taxpaying citizens leaving so fast it resembles the Exodus.
What do you do?
If you are a "progressive" city like the city of Cincinnati, you use scarce public resources to issue a 212 page "Climate Protection Action Plan".
Some of the tips
- Use those curly mercury lined light bulbs.
- Don't eat beef
- Ride bicycles
Boy, I know I feel relieved that the city is paying attention to things like this instead of those little piddly things like the murder rate.
HT Brian Thomas.