Thursday, June 19, 2008

Arranging deck chairs on the Titanic

So your city is a crumbling armpit with taxpaying citizens leaving so fast it resembles the Exodus.

What do you do?

If you are a "progressive" city like the city of Cincinnati, you use scarce public resources to issue a 212 page "Climate Protection Action Plan".

Some of the tips

- Use those curly mercury lined light bulbs.
- Don't eat beef
- Ride bicycles

Boy, I know I feel relieved that the city is paying attention to things like this instead of those little piddly things like the murder rate.

HT Brian Thomas.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Cincy is a progressive city? Who knew!?

gordon gekko said...

Aren't all cities "progressive"?

After all, they're all dominated by democrats.