It's a premature fall for Bengals jokes. For the past couple of years we've at least been able to wait until November to tell them.
The Ohio State Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Cincinnati.
For the first offense, they give you two Cincinnati Bengals tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.
What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
The Cincinnati Bengals
What do the Cincinnati Bengals and Billy Graham have in common?
They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ'.
How do you keep a Cincinnati Bengal out of your yard?
Put up goal post.
Where do you go in Cincinnati in case of a tornado?
To Paul Brown Stadium...they never get a touchdown there!
What do you call a Cincinnati Bengals player with a Super Bowl ring?
A thief.
What's the difference between the Cincinnati Bengals and a dollar bill?
You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
How many Cincinnati Bengals does it take to win a Super Bowl?
Nobody knows and we may never find out!
What do the Bengals and a possums have in common?
Both play dead at home and get killed on the road
1 comment:
My son is always looking for clean jokes so I read these to him on the phone. He howled. He's going to stop by and get a copy. Thanks for the visit!
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