Profiled

Marvin, tell your team tonight that there is a DUI checkpoint on Route 4 tonight in Hamilton, Ohio.

Let them know that if they want to avoid being profiled, DON'T DRIVE ON ROUTE FOUR IN HAMILTON.

I know that the Cincinnati Cops will be all over the place looking for players given that it's Hamilton and all. Regardless, If your players DON'T DRIVE ON ROUTE FOUR IN HAMILTON they can probably avoid another embarrassing arrest.

So once again DON'T DRIVE ON ROUTE FOUR IN HAMILTON tonight.

Now, if we can just figure out when the man is going to be doing those dog fighting check points so we can keep Michael Vick (aka Ron Mexico) out of trouble.