Just when you think Ohio's a mess

Living in Ohio would be really depressing if it wasn't for, welllll, Michigan.

Today, a Man was killed while attempting to steal copper wiring from a live electrical transformer.

If it wasn't ridiculous enough, this guy wasn't even the only one attempting this.

Just a few blocks away from this incident, another man was injured this morning when he fell from a light pole while attempting to steal copper wire. He was taken to a local hospital where his condition is unknown.

Look for these guys at a Darwin awards ceremony near you.