The sheriff engineered the jailbreak.
Imagine that. Actually, it's not hard to imagine.
Paris Hilton is a Privileged Person, which means in this particular case she gets to do the whole crime, but only a bit of the time.
Specifically, she did a little more than 72 hours of her 23-day sentence in the Los Angeles County lock-up, then was ushered from the facility in the dead of night with nary a paparazzo in sight.
Yet a spokesman for the sheriff's department insisted - with a perfectly straight face: "Paris Hilton has paid her debt to society."
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