In what may be the most amazing thing to occur since the Big Bang (for you evolutionists out there), Gordon finally met a beautiful woman who would take his paw in holy matrimony.
No date set has been set, but I'm sure it will be every bit as big as Elvis and Priscilla, Charles and Di, and Don and Melanie (both times). I'm just hoping that when the roofies wear off, she remembers actually saying yes.
Watch for the details in your local society pages.
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Yeah right... and the Bengals are going the Super Bowl.
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