Monday, July 16, 2007

Starship

Saturday night, Gordon, et al. saw Starship with Mickey Thomas.

I gotta give it up to Mickey; the guy is in his 50's and his voice is still awesome. It was a good show, the band sounded great. The female vocalist, Stephanie Calvert, was better than Grace Slick could have been on an acid trip.

My notes

I still don't know how these guys 1) stay slim and 2) keep their hair.

This must be the rock star diet

Breakfast - Two shots of vodka and a couple of lines of coke over easy.

Brunch - A shot of scotch and two baked Oxycontin

Lunch - Two shots of tequila, and a couple of rocks of Meth, lightly breaded.

Dinner - Two shots of bourbon, 7 Percocet and an Ambien sauteed in a light rum sauce and for dessert, one Whiskey Sour.

Your liver will be a wreck but man you'll sure look good.... unless you're Keith Richards.

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