In a classic match up of Braun v. Finesse, Joey Chestnut won the Nathan's hot dog competition, knocking down 66 hot dogs (in twelve minutes) to Kobayahsi's 63, a modern day record.
While the results are official, there is the ongoing rumor that Chestnut is taking steroids and Nathan's was awaiting results of their steroid test. Of course the test is a joke, since they don't test for Human Growth Hormone or EPO.
If Chestnut tests positive for steroids, baseball could strip Chestnut of his hot dog eating record. According to Hot Dog Eating Commissioner, Bud Selig.
Wait a minute, I think I just confused the hot dog eating competition with the Tour De France, or maybe the Olympics, or was it baseball. I'm so confused. I guess since so many sports are tainted with 'roids what the hell.
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